Wednesday 13 August 2008

You are going to love this one - Junes date

June has arrived and hopefully with it lots of sunshine and warm days. For your date evening you once again shall leave home – so get the kids looked after. If this is not possible don’t despair – you can always use your imagination and have a wonderful date night at home!!! (Now Charlene even you can´t muck this one up!!)
If going out:- Drive to a park where they have a lake. Treat yourselves to an ice cream and take a walk around the lake enjoying the scenery. Talk about whatever is on your hearts. Then comes the fun part…you and your partner will go BLOOPING.
What is blooping I hear you ask…well let me explain.Find 3 small stones ( NOT for throwing at the police!!)
Position your partner so that his back is at the lake and his face facing you. Your partner must close his eyes. Explain to your partner that you will throw the stones in the water one at a time. You can kiss until you hear the stone go BLOOP on the water – then you must stop.
Throw the first stone – kiss – “bloop” – stop kissing.
Throw the second stone – kiss –" bloop” – stop kissing.
Throw the third stone, but this time instead of throwing the stone into the lake you throw it far behind you, into the bushes. This means you never hear the stone go “bloop” on the water and so you never need to stop kissing.
WARNING: This date can seriously injure your lips!!
If unable to get babysitters and you need to stay at home: Have one of you go to the local petrol station and buy an ice cream. Fill a bath with water. (If you don´t have a bath, fill the sink.) Follow the same procedure as above, the only difference being that you will be blooping at the side of a bath and not a lake.
Use your imagination, take some plants into the bathroom – fill it with every plant from the other rooms of your house. You now will have created your very own little park and lake. Open the window and let some night breeze come through. It will be as good as the real thing. Follow the instructions for blooping – only indoors!!
Be careful when indoors and throwing stones, especially the last stone. You don’t want to throw it through a window or break some ornament,(Charlene!!) so we recommend you just throw the last stone into your pocket.

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