Here is one for the weekend....

....a story that will (hopefully) put a smile on your face!

Ever since I was a child I´ve always had a fear of someone being under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, "I´ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there´s somebody under it. I´m scared! I think I´m going crazy!"'

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

'How much do you charge?' I asked.

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!''

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'


FORGET THE SHRINKS, TALK TO A BARTENDER! hahaha

May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door!